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    My New Laser Pointer - Ouch!

    Holy Fuck!  I did not understand what I was purchasing.  I mean, seriously, I thought I was getting a very nice, super bright green laser pointer that I could perform cool tricks with, and still use while giving a presentation.  I expected this pointer to be about the size of a Mini-MagLite, maybe slightly larger.

    Instead, received a large device, about the size of three “C” batteries placed in series, and wrapped in duct tape.  This <50mw green laser pointer is so bright, you cannot use it indoors.  At least not safely.  Anybody who may be around is going to get back-scatter off of whatever surface you decide to lase.  Yes, you can get safety glasses (and this particular laser came with a pair) but it is a little rediculous to ask an entire audience to wear the safety glasses during a presentation.  Not to mention, if the presentation is longer than 10 minutes my arm will get tired of using this hefty beast.

    All joking aside, I got exactly what I ordered from Wicked Lasers.  I did think I was getting a much smaller laser, and I had no idea of the power of <50mw.  I mean, I understood that the dime store laser-pointer keychains are usually <1mw, and a good expensive laser pointer can be around <10mw…  I think I just wasn’t prepared for what <50mw really equaled, in terms of brightness and blinding energy.

    I love this laser, it is well made and super great.  But I am not sure what I am going to be able to do with it.  I mean, aside from retinas <50mw won’t burn much, so I don’t have to worry about setting the world around me on fire.  I stood on my roof deck tonight and shined it on the side of my friend’s house, 738.2 meters away.  He said that there was a 7 foot diameter green dot on the side of his house…  738 meters away!!  Wait, just so you get the gravity of 738 meters, let me convert it something you might understand…  I mean we are in the USA right…

    403.6 Fathoms (for my sailing friends)
    7.80257e-14 Light Years
    14.76 Olympic Swimming Pools
    2.09248e+6 Points (for Andrew who only understands PostScript)
    433.71 Smoots (for anybody who has ever lived in Boston!)
    0.399 Nautical Miles (also from my sailing friends)
    1383.83 Mesopotamian nil_cubits (for Tom Collins, my wife, and social studies folk)

    Oh and for the rest of you…
    807.3 Yards
    0.46 Miles

    I have no idea what to do with this thing…  It might actually be less useful then it was in my dreams.

    UPDATE 06/09/2010:  If you want to try out blindness, at least throw some cash my way and use this link.
    http://www.wickedlasers.com/index.php?refer=61013

    Thanks.

    Posted on Tue, 01 Jun 2010 22:43:23 -0700 in
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    Juno

    Last night Becca and I went to The Grand to see Juno, a fantastically funny movie.  I highly recommend that anyody looking for a true night of entertainment go see this movie.

    Posted on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 10:33:01 -0800 in
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    The Prestige

    This is a spellbinding move that you have got to see to believe!  Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman deliver the goods in this film.  Suspense, Ingenuity, Wow…  Just go see it.

    The Movie’s website: http://theprestige.movies.go.com/

    1080p trailers
    http://www.apple.com/trailers/touchstone/theprestige/

    Posted on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 19:45:00 -0700 in
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    Lord of War

    Wow!  If you get the chance to rent Lord of War you should do it.  It is a fictional glimpse into the world of arms trafficking

    Posted on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:25:00 -0700 in
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    Dead Poets Society

    I don’t know that I have ever seen such a wonderful film as Dead Poets Society.  It is a fantastic story that breaks out of tradition and conformity.  Robin Williams does an excellent job, as do all the rest of the actors.  If you haven’t seen this film.. you must check it out.

    Posted on Mon, 08 May 2006 21:37:00 -0700 in
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